If Happy Ever After Did Exist

- Karen to Ryan

Nakakainis! Ayaw talaga ako payagan ni mama sumama sa swimming namin ng mga kaibigan ko. Sa buong summer ko ngayong taon, hindi pa kami nakakapag-swimming. Akala ko pa naman magbabago din siya ng isip pero ayaw parin niya pumayag :( Noong nakaraang araw pa ko nagpaalam sa kanya about dun eh. Plinano na kasi ng nanay ng kaibigan ko na mag oovernight swimming sila, kasama yung mga close friend ng nanay niya tapos kaming magkakaibigan. Eh itong si mama ayaw, akala  mo naman siya yung magswiswimming! Gusto niya daw kapag mag swiswimming ako umaga, eh ang hirap na kapag nangitim ngayon, dahil malapit narin mag pasukan. Tapos kung ano ano din naiisip kesyo baka magkagulo daw dun kasi baka mag inuman daw yung mama ng friend ko at mga close friend nun dahil overnight nga. Sabi ko “Ha, bakit naman magkakagulo eh magswiswimming lang naman kami at wala kaming gagawing masama!” Yan ang hirap kay mama eh, may pagka-nega at kulang pa siya ng tiwala sa akin. At yun ang ikanalulungkot ko. :( Tiwala.

- Big Utol

A REAL BOYFRIEND

When she stares at your mouth
Kiss her.

When she pushes you or hits you like a dummy cause she
thinks shes stronger than you
Grab her and don’t let go.

When she starts cursing at you trying to act all tough
Kiss her and tell her you love her.

When she’s quiet,
Ask her whats wrong.

When she ignores you,
Give her your attention.

When she pulls away,
Pull her back.

When you see her at her worst
Tell her she’s beautiful.

When you see her start crying
Just hold her and don’t say a word.

When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind.

When she’s scared,
Protect her.

When she steals your favorite hoodie
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night.

When she teases you,
Tease her back and make her laugh.

When she doesn’t answer for a long time
reassure her that everything is okay.

When she looks at you with doubt
Back yourself up.

When she says that she loves you
she really does more than you can understand.

When she grabs at your hands
Hold her’s and play with her fingers.

When she bumps into you;
bump into her back and make her laugh.

When she tells you a secret
keep it safe and untold.

When she looks at you in your eyes
dont look away until she does.

When she says it’s over,
she still wants you to be hers.

When she reposts this bulletin
she wants you to read it.

- Stay on the phone with her even if she’s not saying anything
- When she’s mad hug her tight and don’t let go
- When she says she’s ok don’t believe it, talk with her because 10 yrs later she’ll remember you
- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
-Treat her like she’s all that matters to you
- Stay up all night with her when she’s sick
- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think it’s stupid
- Give her the world.
- Let her wear your clothes
-When she’s bored and sad, hang out with her
-Let her know she’s important.
- Don’t talk about other girls around her
- Kiss her in the pouring rain
- When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is:
“Whose ass am I kicking baby?”

Have you ever wanted to text someone saying “I miss you”, then erased it & wrote “what’s up” instead? Or have you ever written a long paragraph in a text and you wrote down how you felt, & wanted to send it to someone special, but maybe you were afraid you weren’t gonna get a reply cause you made it awkward, so you just drafted it or erased the whole thing & didn’t bother texting them at all?

Mariz : (takot na takot) huhuhu

Big Utol : Oy! Bakit ka natatakot?

Mariz : Huhuhu :”(

Big Utol : Mas nakakatakot yang mukha mo eh!

Hahaha! havey talaga si Big Utol :D